Last night, I gobbled up half a portion of minced meat that was meant for dinner.
The humans left the kitchen with the meat spread out for my taking. Of course they came back and was shocked at what I did – really? Don’t they know that’s what we do – instinctively eat what’s there.
Well, they were appalled but nothing they could as it was all in my stomach. Burp!
I got told off – and yes, and I do feel – guilty. Burp!