Some clever hooman sent Mummy this suggestion:So she asked me to give it a go and see if I can do it just like Snoopy. But you know, Mummy, Snoopy is NOT a real dog.Besides you would have to get a toilet bowl for my size as this doesn’t work. My bum is all the way in the back – the hole is way too wide. I could potentially fall in! And I would never be able to hold a book while at it.
On second thoughts, why would I want to learn to do that. If I can use the toilet pan, Mummy would never have to take me out again! That’s not such a good idea for me. We know where this is going. As for George, no chance. He would be swimming in it!
OK, I might be able to learn to barf in the toilet. That is a possibility.May’s comments: Wouldn’t that be amazing – and then she can learn to flush too! And she doesn’t have to wipe. Job done. And then there’s George! Aaaugh!
I am so glad I don’t have children. I would be Tiger Mom par excellence!