Potty training

Some clever hooman sent Mummy this suggestion:So she asked me to give it a go and see if I can do it just like Snoopy.  But you know, Mummy, Snoopy is NOT a real dog.Besides you would have to get a toilet bowl for my size as this doesn’t work. My bum is all the way in the back – the hole is way too wide.  I could potentially fall in! And I would never be able to hold a book while at it.

On second thoughts, why would I want to learn to do that. If I can use the toilet pan, Mummy would never have to take me out again! That’s not such a good idea for me. We know where this is going. As for George, no chance. He would be swimming in it!

OK, I might be able to learn to barf in the toilet. That is a possibility.May’s comments: Wouldn’t that be amazing – and then she can learn to flush too! And she doesn’t have to wipe. Job done. And then there’s George! Aaaugh!

I am so glad I don’t have children. I would be Tiger Mom par excellence!

4 Comments

  1. Rusty and Martine

    Hhhheeeeee haaaa very funny Darcy xx

  2. Kathy Shoulders

    Hahaha!!! Poor Darcy!

  3. Cecilia

    LOL

  4. Chandni

    Haha. I wish my Toffee could just go to the toilet and flush later on. But thats impossible as we dont have toilets built for dogs yet. So back to real life and pee/poo breaks 5 times a day 🙁

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