Every morning I read the news on the pavement – and know who’s been where and what they’ve eaten. Interesting headlines … 
Ahh, Page 3 is always fun … who’s humping who kinda gossip …
Oh, Spencer’s been away in the country – sounds like fun.
Do we like “Sports” – you mean chasing balls?
Oh, and Rocko is now a proud Daddy of 7 pups! You go, Stud Rocko!
Any thing we need to know about the human world? Yes, there’s something about our owners being charged for manslaughter if we killed someone. Our owners need to be responsible. I think we agree.
