When I came back from the park today, I was sufficiently two-toned.
I know that I needed to go straight into the bathroom.
Mummy tells me to jump up and into the bathtub – which I normally do but hey! I don’t usually jump into a bath full of water! What’s the deal?
I’ve never had a bath before – I get showered or hosed down but because she saw a cockapoo swimming in some bathtub – she thought – how fun. NOT!
So I look all scrawny! But see how long my eyelashes are! 
This is a consequence of Mummy’s attraction to Facebook. She finds out about things and then try them on me.
May’s comment: Well, no swimming for her! Suppose not deep enough. But what muck in the water!!! Crikey! She wasn’t happy with me about all this. She doesn’t mind being hosed down but doesn’t particularly like to be submerged in bath full of water. She was so annoyed afterwards – she rubbed her head against my leg, on the carpet, on the towel and then barked at me! Think she was annoyed. 🙂
