Today Mummy told me something that made me very sad. Very, very sad.
She told me that Rocko is having an affair with another cockapoo. Her name is Tosca. And she is black. Waaaah!!!! :*( I thought he liked blondes. I am simply broken-hearted.
But Mummy told me to be brave and not take it personally because maybe Rocko is just being typical sire. That he just likes to hump and that’s all there is to it.
Come to think of it, he has never humped me. Rocko’s mother, Jasmine said he has always respected me. I guess that’s a good thing.
Besides I have already been “birth controlled” so I guess there was no point.
OK. I’ll mope around for a little while and then I’ll get over it.
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Rocko says she will always be his first love and has a very very special place in his heart!! Xxx
Darcy, then you can eat some ice cream, and go get a new boyfriend!
You and Mummy think alike. She bought me some ice cream and today she met Harry who is two years younger. Apparently he likes older women. Me the cougar? No! I’m a bitch!